It seems you’ve found yourself at Paciat, eh? Well congratulations, you’re in for the ride of your life. You have reached the breeding grounds for insane and thoughtless rants, long, drawn out tangents, and absurd levels of speculation and opinionated comments. Welcome to my world.

My name is Esperanza Tisdal. My friends mostly refer to me as Essi, because my name is a bit of a mouthful. I completely forgive them. That said, I do love to hear my name said in full. I think it’s beautiful. Maybe I’m self-centered. Maybe I’m arrogant. I wish I cared, but I don’t. That’s just who I am.

So if you’re cool with hearing my opinions straight from the horse’s mouth (full disclosure, I’m not actually a horse) then make sure to read more of what I’ve published here at Paciat. Any questions, please keep them to yourself. Just kidding. What I meant to say was any STUPID questions, please keep them to yourself. We will have zero tolerance for those types of shenanigans.

Wishing you eternal suffering,

Esperanza (say the whole thing, for F%*#s sake!)